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Sarcastic Respect for Authority Figures
Just Realized You Bought The Wrong Fabric Softener
Morning After Horror/Disbelief
Working on a Tech Support Line, Answering Your 500th Call of Someone Who Claims He Can't Send Email
Seconds Prior to a Fatal Epileptic Seizure
Realizing You are Really Stupid and Have a Stupid Website!
Getting a Papercut on Your Tongue While Licking an Envelope
Coming to the Conclusion that Eating Razor Blades isn't Healthy...
Grinch (Hatching an Evil Plot)
Contemplating the Half-full/Half-empty Glass
Realizing that You are Superior to Everything on the Planet
Computer is Frozen and You have to Restart it, Losing Work
Caught Your Girlfriend with Someone Else
Fantasizing about Ricky Martin
Realizing Dan Quayle is your father
Realizing you just grew a third nipple
Eric tending to his inflamed and infected nipple after a piercing
Wondering if your ears are too big for your head
Shouldn't have eaten a whole bag of Wow! Doritos
Discovering Cameron Diaz in your closet
What Eric looks like on his first day at his new job
What Eric looks like on his second day at his new job
Just caught doing wrist exercise
Can't Sleep...Clowns Will Eat Me...
Eric finally getting out of the house
Visiting emotioneric.com for the Very First Time
Jilted by the Girl You Were About to Jilt
Realizing that Your Hair Just Caught on Fire
Being stuck in perpetual motion
Did I just take aspirin or cyanide?
Apathetic Voter Didn't Turn in His Florida Absentee Ballot for the Presidential Election.
Eric fails to acknowledge persistant reoccurrence of lock-jaw
Filled with Chocolatey Goodness
Staring at your hands the way people do in movies when they've just killed their first person
Eric finds out he had a huge piece of broccoli stuck between his two front teeth
Eric finding out his father is Arnold Schwarzenegger
Licking a pole on a NYC subway car
I lost 150 lbs on the Slim Fast diet!
Not wearing pants and nobody knows but you
Answering the "does this make me look fat" question
Caught downloading pornography at work
I'm better than you, and I have more money
The face of erectile dysfunction
Just locked your keys in the car
I can't believe it's not butter!
Meeting your alter-ego for the first time
Having an out of body experience and not being able to get back in
Just slammed fingers in a door
I hit the snooze button one too many times
Magic trick gone horribly wrong
Subtly farting in a crowded elevator
Letting a mugger take your girlfriend's purse
Computer just ate my 20 page research paper
Killing me softly with his song
Eric discovers his inner child
Getting a great idea... while falling to your doom
Eric as a Chick Magnet